my bad

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

"You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less."
- Tad R. Callister (via soulsscrawl)
langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

langleav:

My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, BN.com The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.

dolldust:

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i’m still laughing about this tbh

brokage:

"Haha you’ll probably name your baby naruto" um no????? Wtf??????? Why would I name a baby after someone they could never even compare to????? Why would I set a baby up for failure like that

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
"Why regret something you once wanted?"

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif


“fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion”
 Deidara + Yellow/Orange ↳ Requested by deidaras-penis

“fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion”

 Deidara + Yellow/Orange ↳ Requested by deidaras-penis

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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