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Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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omgswagyolo:

when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 

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"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."
- Unknown (via soulsscrawl)
"If you could be anyone, would you choose to be yourself?"
- Habibi, Naomi Shihab Nye (via soulsscrawl)
"If someone hurts you, stay the fuck away, no matter how hard it is, stay the fuck away."
- Unknown (via soulsscrawl)
 
"Sometimes people try to destroy you, precisely because they recognize your power — not because they don’t see it, but because they see it and they don’t want it to exist."
- Bell Hooks (via soulsscrawl)